Stalkers of Keith

I am thinking of starting a new Keith King Fanclub, called Stalkers of Keith. What does everyone think??

Johnny Carson

Johnny Carson left a real mark on the television industry. When I was growing up, I remember watching him & thinking how good he was. He was quick & funny. He made it all look so easy. Johnny made late night television what it is today. Without Johnny Carson, there would've been no Letterman, no Leno, no Arsenio Hall, no Conan, and no Just a Show. Johnny, thanks for entertaining me. Thanks for making me laugh & for inspiring me. I will never forget you, Keith King

I hate shoveling!

I hate shoveling snow! My snowblower won't start right now & I don't want to ask Neighbor Bob to fix it. See, last summer, we had a fallout. (Bob & me. Not the snowblower) We're ok now, but we don't talk much anymore. This is why I can't ask for his help. Got it?

Minnesota

I often wonder why I live in Minnesota. The Winters kinda suck! It seems like I spend way too much time wishing that it was spring or summer. I hate wishing my life away.

Who will be the next American Idol?

Who will be the next American Idol??? Who the F**k cares! I don't!! Simon, you suck! That felt good.

Manly, IA

On Friday, I shot a bit in Manly, Iowa. Manly, Iowa is a small town filled with Manly, Manly Men. This segment will appear on a future episode of Just a Show. I can not wait!!

Blog inactivity

I am sorry that I haven't blogged much lately. I have been pretty busy with work & becoming the next great talk show host. That is not an easy thing to accomplish. It's not like being a well-driller. Now, that's easy!!!! Easy like Sunday morning. Anywa, I'll try to blog more often. Thank you.

Jerry Seinfeld

Tonight, director John & I are going to Des Moines, Iowa to see Jerry Seinfeld perform. I am excited to see Jerry live for the first time ever. Plus, I can't wait to hang in Des Moines. Go IOWA!!!!

Vkinings win!

Vikings win! Packers lose!!! Go Vikings! I am back on the bandwagon...

This guy is actually fatter than me! 

My biggest fan!

I want to thank my biggest fan for being my biggest fan! If you weren't my biggest fan, a lesser fan would have to be my biggest fan & they wouldn't really deserve the honor. So thanks for being my biggest fan!

Kearney Quinn

Since Kearney and I are the only ones who read this, I think Kearney rules. He is the king of punk rock!!!! KQ rules and I am not talking about the radio station.

I am back in town!

I am back in town. It was much warmer in Orlando. It was in the 70's there!!!! I went to the world famous Pac Man cafe! It was great. The french fries sucked, but the burger was tasty. By the way, the Vikings do suck! Coach Tice, if you're reading my blogg page, I think you're a stupid-head!! If you're not reading my blog page, I think you're a really big stupid head!!