Bullshit

I received the first season of Penn & Tellar's Showtime series Bullshit on DVD for christmas and I like it! It's entertaining and informative. Penn is funny. Not as funny as me though...

Forida

I am going to Florida on Friday. It's supposed to be in the 70's there. That sounds nice. I like warm weather!

Sports Gambling

Sports gambling is bad! Stay away from it!! Please heed these words!

Christmas has past

Chistmas has past. Only 363 shopping days til Christmas! I think I am going to get a head start.

It's almost Christmas.

It's almost Christmas. What will Santa get me? Will he get me a train? Or will he get me a doll? Or will he get me coal? I guess I'll have to wait and see what that fat bastard does.

And this is her cake... 

This is my niece Alyssa at her 4th Birthday PartY! 

Paid to blog

I wish that someone would pay me to blog. That would be cool! How much would you pay me to blog? I would pay myself $5.80 an hour to blog, but what would be the point of that?? I would still end up with the money. It'd be like me giving myself money. Do you see the problem with that???

Timberwolves

I am going to the Timberwolves game tonight with John Morgan. John Morgan works as the director/consultant on Just a Show. Jhn is a swell guy. He rules!

I like that

The Houston song, "I like that" has me thinking... Pepsi...I like that... Sunkist....I like that... Dominos Pizza...I like that... Karaoke....I like that.... Softcore Porn....I like that.... The Houston song, I like that...I like that...

I hate cold weather!

I hate cold weather!!! I prefer when it's warm. I should live in Florida or California or Milwaukee...

Kearney Quinn

Kearney Quinn is a talented pizza delivery man! Not only that, he is the king of Punk rock! Plus, he can act! What a talent!!!

Vikings lose again!

The Vikings lost again today! Unbelievable. Tice should be fired. Cuz' that's the bottom line cuz' Stone Cold Keith said so...By the way, on-line sports gambling is a bad idea.

Friends Grow Apart

It's strange, but the older I get, the more I realize that friends do grow apart. I used to think that there were things that I could do to change this, but now I realize that some things are out of my control. If both friends don't have the same respect for a friendship, it doesn't work. Things change. People change. That's just how it is.

Yesterday's Taping

Yesterday's taping went well. Besides one crew member no-showing, everything else went smooth. Thanks to John, Shawn, Adam, Kearney, Nina, Patrick, and everyone at Burnsville/Eagan Community Television.

TV Taping Tomorrow

We are taping two studio portions of Just a Show tomorrow. I hope it goes well. I hope everyone shows up. I hope I don't worry too much prior to the taping.

Who is my biggest fan?

Who is my biggest fan?? I need to know. Someone has been posting as my biggest fan & I don't know who you are. Please reveal your identity! Thanks!

Doctor Visit

I had my annual physical today. It turns out that I am fat and I still have high cholestoral, but at least I don't have testicular cancer. I find it funny when the doctor does his hand job on me. Anyway, I told him that I am very familiar with that region all by myself.

Porn on the Internet

I can't believe how much porn exists on the internet. I think that it's too much. I say that we replace all the porn with pictures of Shawn. (my sidekick)

Vikings lose to Bears

I can't believe that the Vikings lost to the lousy Bears! What is wrong with them??? The Vikes are so damn inconsistent. It drives me crazy!!! And I don't want to be crazy.

Today

Today I am dj'ing a Bar Mitzvah in Minnetonka. I hope that I have some fun while making money. By the way, when I was in Vegas a stripper told me that she thought that I was, "LA". I think that means that I'm cool, cuz' LA is cool!

Let's try this again... 

This is the Statosphere where I stayed at in Las Vegas. 

Top 5 Moments from my Vegas Vacation

I am back home from my vaction to Las Vegas. Here is my list of the Top 5 Moments from my Vegas trip! 1) X-Scream the Ride at the Stratosphere 2) The Showgirls of Magic 3) Partying at the club known as the Beach 4) "V" the vareity show at the Alladin 5) Cheetahs Nightclub Bonus Mention: Winning 8 of 9 Sports Bets